Man alive, I am having a very hard time trying to figure out
what is going on with military recruiting today. Let me take you back a few
years to the early 1970s. Back then the government had installed a sort of
military draft selection lottery. Every day of the year was assigned a number,
supposedly random, that was an indication of when you would be selected to join
a branch of the military and prepare for a nice all-inclusive trip to Southeast
Asia.
While how the numbers were picked for the associated days of
the year is suspect, most of us knew that a low number was not as good as a
high number if your goal was to avoid military service. Some friends back in
those days whose numbers were lower than 100 opted instead to join a branch of
service rather than be drafted. At least, that way they weren’t stuck in a line
with some drill instructor passing by and assigning the new recruits to
different branches of service by saying: Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast
Guard, and so on.
Getting into military service back then was a piece of pie.
No high school diploma? No problem we got a program for that. Criminal record?
No problem, we got a program for that. Can’t speak English? No problem, we got
a program for that. Village idiot? No problem, we got a program for that. No
arms or legs? No problem, we got a program for that. Embalmed? No problem, we
got a program for that.
Now, I don’t mean to say that military recruiters would take
anybody, but I did see a few of them talking to life size cardboard cutouts in
front of the movie theaters toward the end of the month. You know they had a
quota. They had to rope in as many youngsters as they possibly could every
month. For that, they got to be a “hometown recruiter” and stay back in the
states, away from the nastiness of the jungle, the VC, and napalm. So given
that motivator, recruiting was quick and fast and, well, loose.
Not so today.
Today it is ridiculously difficult to get a recruiter’s
attention. Case in point is my youngest son Andrew. Andrew has been attempting
to enlist in the Air Force for a few months now. At first, he contacted the
recruiter’s office in Colonial Heights, and lo and behold, the Air Force
recruiter is only here part time. The rest of the time the recruiter is pulling
duty in Charlottesville. He sets up an appointment, but he can’t get a local
appointment and ends up having to meet the recruiter in C-ville late on a
Thursday night.
The meeting went well. He had a few things to do, like take
the ASVAB and so on. He did that and scored well enough, but here is where the
problem started. He could not get back in touch with his recruiter. It seems
that she was getting ready to rotate out of her recruiter’s job and into
whatever else it is she was doing for the Air Force. There was to be some kind
of “transition” between her and the new person who was to handle his
recruitment process.
I believe there was some kind of interaction between my son
and this new person. He was told that the Air Force would be in touch with him.
That was more than a month ago. Have we heard anything since? No. Back when I
was in the Army, we called that a cluster flub.
It seems odd to me. And perhaps it’s related to all the
cutbacks that we keep hearing and reading about with defense budget issues.
Still, even though they are losing people it doesn’t mean they don’t need to
keep the pipeline full, does it? During my entire seven years in the military,
the only real constant was the continuous flow of new recruits.
It kind of makes me wonder what’s going on with recruitment
today. Back when I joined the service in 1974, the only delay I experienced was
the one geared toward lining up my chosen schools: basic and advanced individual training at
Fort Polk, followed by Jump School at Fort Benning. There was a slight two week
break for Christmas before I had to report to Jump School.
Still, it’s almost as if the recruiters aren’t interested in
new recruits. And, if that’s the case, maybe we ought to just shut down the
recruitment offices and save a little money there.