What’s a president to do?
Now that the Iranians have one of our drone aircraft, the best thing to do, at least according to comments by our President, is to ask them to return it. I’m not saying that such a suggestion is childish, although it is, but to think that a country like Iran would even consider giving such a prize back is beyond the absurd.
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad must be laughing out loud at such a naïve suggestion. Capturing one of the US government’s highly touted drone spy craft has to rank at the tippity top of Iran’s normally blustery anti US tirades. What better evidence to prove that the US is spying on them than to show one of our spy planes on TV? That seems to justify and support all the other accusations they have made over the years. It’s like, ‘see, we told you they were evil.’
But how foolish to think we could simply ask for our drone back and they would say, ‘why yes, how did it get here anyway?’ To think they might treat it like a proverbial dropped hanky is beyond ridiculous. It would have been better to just ignore the fact that they have it.
But how about setting the darn thing up so that it self-destructs when we lose command? These things cost only a few million, a drop in the comparative bucket when we consider war machinery. Why not set them up to destroy themselves when they fall into enemy hands—that makes perfect sense to me.
So what can the Iranians figure out from one of our drones? Well, probably how we go about flying them, the frequencies we use for the controls, and all sorts of post-modern aircraft architectural design. I guess that’s not too much, and I guess the Iranians would just capitulate to such persuasive negotiations. Hah!
Hawk Iranian General Hossein Salami, deputy commander of Iran’s military, went so far as to say that it didn’t matter where the aircraft originated. It was still an act of invasion and belligerence.
Well, invasion is debatable since it was indeed an unmanned and unweaponed drone; and belligerence is also debatable, since it wasn’t a Reaper or any of the other myriad drones that come armed. So it’s a spy plane. It’s job is merely to look things over and check out what’s happening. But then, why do we really need these? Don’t we get enough information from the spy satellites that hover over the world and send back stellar High Definition photographs of whatever we decide we want to see? I in fact ordered one of those photographic gems that showed my wife kissing Santa Clause.
There’s little question that we, as a country, totally miscalculated everything in Iran. We backed the wrong government under the Shah, and compounded that ever since. The whole Jimmy Carter-era escapade to try to free the hostages was another high-point of diplomacy between the US and Iran. Interestingly, it took only days after Ronald Regan’s election to have those hostages released. But then, I guess the Iranian’s realized they wouldn’t be dealing with rhetoric any more, they would be dealing with air strikes and missiles, ala Lebanon.
I can’t tell when this situation will turn around. But I can tell you that in terms of diplomacy, asking for our drone back is beyond naïve. I guess it’s what you do when you have no other idea at all what to do but feel compelled to do something. I read, earlier this week, that we thought about trying to run a mission to get the drone back but opted not to due to the cost-benefit ratio.
But why not have some kind of kill switch built into the drone to make it fry its circuits, or even catch fire? Doesn’t that make sense? Maybe I am being naïve here, but I thought things like suicide pills were common to avoid interrogations. Wouldn’t some kind of kill switch serve the same purpose here?