Where is Papa Hemingway when you need him! Well one thing’s
for certain, he wasn’t at Virginia Motor Sports Park when it christened the
first of its kind running with the bulls event last Saturday. Heralded as The
Great Bull Run, the event is sure to drag in its share of thrill seekers,
oglers, and morons. Did I say morons? Well, with that kind of an event it’s
sure to be successful.
While Dinwiddie is not exactly Pamplona, Spain, the original
site of bull running, sitting squarely in Central Virginia it’s close enough to
garner most of the bull that’s been running around the state for years. Too bad
we can’t name the people we would like to see taking part in the event. Since
we obviously missed this inaugural running of the bulls, perhaps it’s not too
late to make suggestions for the next running of the bull. Here are a few
candidates I would like to see:
Governor McDonnell
and family—Sorry, but when it comes to Virginia First, there’s no one
better at running some bull than our own top dog, Governor McDonnell. Along
with the rest of his family, McDonnell would have us believe that several
thousands of dollars’ worth of merchandise his family received from Star
Scientific and CEO Jonnie R. Williams Sr. were gifts, and not bribes. Despite
his close relationship with the owner of Star Blah, McDonnell opted not to
report the gifts stating at first that they were outside the need to report. Now ain’t that some bull?
Virginia Department
of Education—For raising the pass/fail score on SOL tests and wondering why
some schools failed to meet the mark the DOE stands alone as perhaps the
craziest bureaucracy to even grace the halls. The tests, which were supposed to
mark minimum standards for specific academic areas, were toughened to “raise
the bar” for the students, who apparently must have been performing too well.
The DOE apparently thought they could increase the intellect of the students by
merely making the test tougher. But instead, they lowered the overall passing
rates of many of the schools, and those schools which already were having a
hard time meeting the old standard were basically left behind—perhaps for good.
Wouldn’t it have made just a little bit more sense to increase the standards
when all schools had met the pass-fail criteria? Since I don’t have a PhD, I
guess those kinds of answers will continue to elude me.
Penn State University—The powers that were at Penn State still seem
to think that they do not harbor some guilt when it comes to the Jerry Sandusky
child molestation nightmare. Recently hauled before a grand jury, exPresident
Graham Spanier, ex-vice president Gary Schultz, and ex-athletic director Tim
Curley were all told that they would be back in court to face charges of perjury, endangering the welfare of children, obstructing justice,
conspiracy and failure to report suspected child abuse. The three deny the
allegations, despite the prosecution already holding email evidence that seems
to support them knowing about the issue, but also deciding to move ahead with
the cover-up. The group actually was going to do the right thing, but as
reported by ESPN that ain’t exactly what happened:
“In an e-mail to Spanier and Schultz,
Curley said he had given the decision to report Sandusky "more thought"
and in "talking it over with Joe (Paterno), I am uncomfortable with what
we agreed were the next steps."
Instead of reporting Sandusky, Curley now suggested that he
should talk with Sandusky, suggest to him that "there is a problem" and
that Sandusky" needs professional help." Both Spanier and Schultz
agreed to Curley's suggestion, setting up 10 more years of Sandusky's abuse of
children.”
Had they acted properly 10 years of continued child abuse
would have been stopped. What they did may not have been illegal, or at least
we have yet to see, but it is certainly immoral. College officials are supposed
to know about morality. Failing to protect these innocent victims merits jail
time.
Back to Dinwiddie, apparently they packed the stands with 23,000 odd spectators, and a number of
people who paid to run in the event. It looks like no person was injured; nor
were any bulls harmed in the event. At next year’s Running of the Bulls II in
Dinwiddie, I hope some of my candidates will choose to attend. I also hope the
bulls are a little meaner, like the ones in Pamplona.